Thursday 16 December 2010

I'm not a perfect boyfriend

I recently heard a friend having a very hard time at the beach explaining to his partner why he turned his head to admire the contents of a passing bikini. Amazingly, he managed to argue his case, although I'm not convinced he was fully forgiven. The incident inspired this poem.




[EDIT: Oh no, where's the poem? It's not here because I'm trying to get it published! Sorry!]